Cat jokes
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Why does a tiger tell the trut...
Duck Jokes
A duck walks up to a lemonade stand...
and he says quack, quack.
Why wasn't Donald Duck's fourth nephew in any Disney cartoons?
He had Down Syndrome
What does a duck smoke?
Quack
Whiteboy who needs a haircut
Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the...
Duck duck food
A duck walks into a store. "Got any duck food?"...
The Skunk and The Duck
A family of skunks and a family of ducks were c...
My grandfather's favorite joke
Q: How do you make a Peking Duck?
A: Throw a b...
2 hunters walk into a bar...
...That was the worst time to misinterpret the ...
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are running from the cops...
when the ladies duck into the proverbial farmho...
A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any grapes?"
Bartender says "What? Grapes? No, this is a b...
There once was a farmer who's name was Rick
There once was a farmer who's name was Rick,
A...
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a fishin...
Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."
"Just put it on my bill."
How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers
Two guys are hunting in the fog
Two guys are hunting in the fog.
The second g...
A duck walks into a bar
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...
Why did the duck go to jail?
For smoking quack!
How do you spell me?
"M E."
"No you forgot the D."
"There's no D i...
What is a duck's favorite drug?
You might think it's quack, but it's actually m...
A chicken walks into a bar
A chicken walks into a bar.
Bartender: "We don...
the duck and the store
A duck walks into a store and asks the manager ...
A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano...
He then pulls out a tiny bench and sets it in f...
Elephants
How many legs does an elephant have?
Four. Two...