Two guys are hunting in the fog.
The second guy hears the first guy shoot and yells: "What did you get?"
First guy: "It's looks like a duck by the feathers"
Second guy shoots and first guy yells: "What did you get mate?"
Second guy yells through the fog: "By the the the fur it feels like a rabbit!"
First guy shoots again and the second guy again shouts: "What did you get?"
First guy: "According to his drivers licence it's Paul from the next village".
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