A chicken walks into a bar

A chicken walks into a bar.

Bartender: "We don't serve poultry"

Chicken: "Don't worry I'm only feeling a bit peckish"

Bartender: "No, I mean we don't serve birds"

Chicken: "Why?"

Bartender: "You might run the place afoul"

Chicken: "But my wing-man is a duck"

Bartender: "You might want to try some where else if you want to get down"

Chicken: "I heard this was the best place to get laid"

Bartender: "Well its not here... have you tried the place across the street?"

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