4-year-old's joke: What is a duck's favorite snack? Peanut butter (context in comments)
We told my four-year-old a joke: What is a duck...
Duck Jokes
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers
Why do ducks fly in a V formation?
This is because of aerodynamics. The duck in fr...
What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?
"Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
What did the duck say to the prostitute?
Put it on my bill
Three ducks walk into a bar...
The first duck walks up to the bar and the bart...
Three little ducks go into a bar
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked th...
A farmer returning home
Through town, laden down with several purchases...
If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck
do they call it stolen mallard?
What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
I once hung out with Dr. Oz and the Duck Dynasty Clan...
...they spent the whole day discussing the futu...
The Bell Ringer
A young man was hired on as assistant bell ring...
What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?
A media circus that focuses on the morals and e...
I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted
more than a duck winning an election.
[NSFW] A man has a pet duck...
The man tries to take his duck to go watch a mo...
[NSFW] A man walks in holding a duck under his arm....
man walks in holding a duck under his arm and s...
How do you get down off an Elephant?
You don't. You get down off a duck.
Why was the Chinese chef embarrassed to change into his uniform?
Because of the Peking Duck.
A duck walks into a corner store...
and takes a quick look around. Duck walks up to...
3 guys V the Taliban
These 3 guys were working in Afghanistan and go...
A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says
"See, this is the pig I've been screwing".
"Wh...
A duck walks into a bar
He orders a drink, bartender asks how hes gunna...