Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

Fishing Pole Shopping


One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy...

Kenny the Rooster


Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, ...

Pop Quiz Triva


The first couple to be shown in bed together o...

the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer


He tells you that his last good case was a Bud...

A man traveling down a country road


A man traveling down a country road was forced...

Mad Science - Duck!


The moon is moving away at a tiny, although me...

Three doctors in the duck blind


Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird...

You Know You've Had Too Much New Year's Cheer When....


You see your underwear hanging from the chande...

Three ducks in court


Three ducks got arrested and appeared before a...

Crackers


Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross ...

The following are only learned from college


91. Always wear your safety goggles, they're n...

Fat lady in the bar


A fat lady walks into a bar with a duck on her...

Wal-Mart Clerk


A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and ree...

Three ducks arrive


Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In d...

Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore


-How do you get down from an elephant?
You do...

Forgive Me, Father


This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive...

Circus owner in bar


A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyo...

Duck walks into bar


A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...

Mad Cow Disease


Two cows are grazing in a pasture enjoying the...

Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawy


He tells you that his last good case was a Bud...

ready aim ____


a blonde brunett and a redhead were all about ...

You Need A New Lawyer When..


1. During your initial consultation he tries t...

The ducks


Two duck were walking and one duck dropped his...