Cat jokes



     

#10

 

Why does a tiger tell the truth?

Because he isn't a lion.

 #9 

If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?

None! They were copy cats!

 #8 

Why did the cat run from the tree?

Because it was afraid of the bark!

 #7 

What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

 #6 

What is a cat's favorite TV show?

The evening mews!

 #5 

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

 #4 

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

Because he's always spotted.

 #3 

What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?

A duck filled fatty puss.

 #2 

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?

He stole the whole show!

 #1 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat?

A big, furry creature that purrs while it sits on you

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