Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. "Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."

A group of...

The Chief asks the first man: Do you prefer to die or get fucked in the ass...

Chinese Laundry

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back...

Where did the dog...

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !

How many lives...

Nein

What should you...

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

Simple One Liners

Here is some random advice to make you smile... MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN...

Why do people...

So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!

A horse walks...

Bartender asks 'Why the long face?'.

Jesus, Moses, and...

They get to the first hole and it's a long one with a big deep water hazard...

The new bull

A farmer recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. He put...