There once was a farmer who's name was Rick

There once was a farmer who's name was Rick,

And he just loved to play with his...



Banjo, and the lady next door,

You could tell by just looking that she was a...



Fine, fine lady, she rolled in the grass,

And when she rolled over, you could see her bare...



Legs in the moonlight, she walked like a duck,

And she taught Rick the right way to...



Raise fine children, the girls learned to knit,

And the boys learned to shovel big piles of...



Hay and barley, this story goes well,

And if you don't like it, you can go straight to...



Bed.