Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, What'll it be?

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, Wh...

A duck walks into a bar.

A duck walks into a bar. He hops up on a stool ...

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

This guy walks into a quiet bar.

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying...

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, Ya got any grapes?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartend...

A duck hunter is out one day having no luck.

A duck hunter is out one day having no luck. He...

You met him in prison.

You met him in prison. During your initial cons...

You met him in prison.

You met him in prison. During your initial cons...

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick...

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick...

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a fire...

What's another name for a clever duck ?

What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise ...

What is a duck's favorite TV show ?

What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather...

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a...

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Pol...

How do you make a tame duck wild?

How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a wh...

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?...

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?...

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

What is the difference between a dancer and a d...

What is a duck's favorite dance ?

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He...