A duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back to the store and again asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says, "NO, we don't sell grapes!" so the duck leaves. The next day the duck returns with the same question and the manager shouts, "No, we do not sell grapes! And if you come back and ask me that again I'll nail your beak to the floor!"
The next day the duck goes back to the store and says, "Excuse me, do you sell nails at this store?" The manager says, "No, we don't sell nails." The duck replies, "That's good. Do you sell grapes?"
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