A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a fishing rod for her son's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. An associate is standing there in dark shades. She says "Excuse me, could you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but she drops it on the counter anyways.
He says "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says "It's amazing you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she open her purse her credit card falls on the floor.
"Oh that sounds like a Master Card" he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way for the blind clerk to know she was the one who farted. Being blind he wouldn't know she was the only one around.
The man ring up the fishing rod and says "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel are $20.00. But the duck call is $11.00 and the bear repellent is $3.50."
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