Duck Jokes

Duck Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?...

Q: You go to a cockfight.

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a ...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?

Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.

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Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A...

Would you like a duck egg for supper?

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if y...

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time.

It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim,...

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Mus...

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

What is the difference between a horse and a du...

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new...

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Eac...

Q: What is Iraq's national bird ?

Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

What An Ugly Duck…

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into th...

Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech th...