Why did the duck go into Rehab?
Because he was a quack head
Duck Jokes
Trained dog
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck ...
Why does duck taste better than turkey?
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
A duck walks into a bar...
and asks for a beer and pretzels. The bartender...
How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a n...
What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show?
a quack dealer.
Why was Donald Duck arrested?
He was high on quack.
A duck walks into a hardware store...
He asks the clerk, "Do you got any grapes?"
Th...
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car..
..with a duck in the front seat. "What are you ...
A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says "cash or credit ?"...
...the ducks says "put it on my bill".
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
I know one more duck joke!
Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carro...
3 Ducks Go to Court
The first duck walks up to the judge and the ju...
What is the difference between a duck?
One leg is both the same.
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
agent...
A poor man is idly wandering down the street. W...
Asians be like...
ay bb u wan sum duck?
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand...
..HEY! (pom pom pom)
Got any grapes?
A woman walks into a bar...
and is carrying a duck. The bartender says, "So...
What do you call a white duck?
A Quacker.
Just made that up and I will openly...
Cricket Joke
I remember this joke from years ago, It might n...
Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?
He didn't want to get down on it.
Duck jokes really
quack me up.