A duck walks into a store. "Got any duck food?" "Sorry, no," says the proprietor.
Duck leaves. He comes back the next day. "Got any duck food?" Proprietor is slightly annoyed. "I told you yesterday: no." Duck leaves.
Comes back the next day. "Got any duck food?" "No! And if you ask me one more time I'm gonna nail your feet to the counter!"
Duck considers. "Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any duck food?"
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