A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing the street... Because of the traffic a baby skunk and the baby duck had to stay on the other side of the road as they watched their families walk away. The duck and the skunk started to get upset because they didn't know who they were or what they were. So the duck decided to ask the skunk what he is.
So the skunk starts off telling the duck that he has a beak, webbed feet and feathers.. so he must be a duck.
The duck starts the off saying that he's half white, half black and smells funny.. so he must be Puerto Rican.
~lol I'm not racist &&-its just a joke
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