Ass Jokes

Ass Jokes

Say 55


A guy went to the doctor because he was concer...

The Top 9 Surprises Regarding the Euro


9. Can only be used to buy bad disco CDs and h...

The Top 12 Bad Things About Being A Headless Horseman


12> Friggin' sunglasses keep falling off yo...

Mafia Valentines Poems


My love for you... it came and went. S...

Cubist Poo


Did you ever hear of the artist with brown fin...

Lawyer vs goose


Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do a...

It's the same thing!


There was a new girl in school, when asked her...

Good Bill & Monica Jokes


What do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke Machine hav...

The Top 15 Backhanded Compliments (Part I)


15> "I can't believe you can fit into such ...

Difference between fear and panic


Whats the difference between fear and panic?

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MEN IN PLAY


WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE MEN PLAYING BUTTS...

The Top 16 Oprah Book Club Runners Up


16> Yugo Girl: Auto Repair for Empowered Wo...

Name change


"People are wondering what will happen to Afgh...

Chap stick?


A cowboy walks into a saloon and orders a whis...

Clinton Radio


A woman always wanted an expensive car: a stat...

Got beer!!


Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pu...

Dinosaur


What do you call a dinosaur with a sore bum?

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The Top 16 Real Statistics That We Made Up


16> Number of dentists not intimidated by t...

Putdowns by Wrestler Bill "The Bard" Shakespeare


1> "Hie thee away, scoundrel, lest this met...

Signs You're On A Bad Date


From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, ...

Superman


At the end of a long crime fighting day, Super...

In Russia


A man is fishing when a submarine emerges righ...

The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School (Part II)


13. Your dojo's symbol is a bullseye target.
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Dictionary of Evaluation Comments


Some of you might like to know what the superv...

The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts


12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap...