What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass.....nyahahahaha
(10 points for who kn...
Ass Jokes
Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.
We have disconnected our home alarm system and ...
What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon?
An Ass-tronaut
What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing?
Depth perception.
My wife has developed a fetish with salad items...
Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force...
The Irish Railway Company
Correspondence between a customer and the Irish...
An old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper...
While the trooper is talking to him, he keeps s...
Charlie came to work with two black eyes today.
"What happened to you"
"She hit me like she wa...
Stutter
An old man walks up to a kid waiting at a bus s...
What is the worst way for a donkey to die?
ass-phyxiation
Indecent Proposal
A guy asks his girlfriend, "We should try somet...
Husband (watching a video) ...
Husband (watching a video):Don't do it! I swear...
Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination
There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ...
A guy wakes up in pain after partying all night...
He pulls himself off the couch, stumbling out t...
Lite Lo Mama
HORROR MOVIES- BOLLYWOOD LOGIC:
Always wondered...
What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey?
A hot pizza ass!
Like... like a hot... piece o...
I just got rear ended...
...and as I got out of the car, without even re...
A body was found....
In the bus station early this morning.
A man w...
Recived a call from the morgue...
Saying my wife had passed due to a major contus...
Real life joke
So at work I'm un-bolting some racks. When a co...
A woman runs into the hospital and asks
Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in wi...
My grandpa was too sick to hear my daily joke at lunch today so I wanted to share his favorite joke!
There's a blonde rowing a boat out in a cornfie...
A man comes home from a hard days work
And says to his wife "there's no food ready on ...
What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison?
A Kick-ass band
How can you spot a bad stripper?
Because they half-ass it.