Signs You're On A Bad Date

From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994

Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date

10. When you agreed to go out with him he was governor, and now he's just some guy who works in a car wash.

9. Every few minutes, his face falls into his eggs.

8. She asks you to hold her clothes while she mambos with a guy named Pedro.

7. Her Wonderbra's on backwards.

6. Just as everything's starting to go great, you're both asked to return to your cells.

5. It's costing you $3.00 a minute.

4. You order a double Whopper and he says, "My name ain't Rockefeller, honey."

3. Waiter taking your order asks, "And what can I get for your sorry-ass date?"

2. He's drunk, all hands, and keeps bragging about how he whipped Mitt Romney.

1. He won't stop screaming "Pataki!"
(reference to New York Governor-Elect George Pataki)

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