A man is fishing when a submarine emerges right in front of him. the captain
pops his head out and asks:
- pray you, good man, tell us, where are we?
- get the f*** out of here, you motherf****** ass-f***** butt-f******
f*******! you are scaring my f****** fish away, you dumbf***! f*** your mother,
ass-f*** your father, fu...
- gentlemen, we are in russia!
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