Ass Jokes

Ass Jokes

Nursing Problems

As a Nurse, its my job to have patients -
Oh t...

Texas

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El ...

What is your favorite dumb joke?

here's mine :)

Whats the last thing that goes ...

So I was at the bar the other day...

...and suddenly, I feel a large slap on my ass....

Why I hate Morticians!

A married guy was out getting a little "strange...

The magician.

A famous magician was packing up after his perf...

A Young Man Graduates From High School

And he is deciding whether to join the Air Forc...

Circle Flies

A policeman pulls a farmer over for speeding an...

Paddy's Divorce

The mother-in-law arrives home from the pub to ...

Thumb in the soup at the restaurant

A man goes to a restaurant with his wife. They ...

This pun may hurt a bit

But I'll tell it to you straight:

Hemorrhoids ...

What happens when you cross Elton John and a sabre tooth tiger?

I don't know, but you better keep it away from ...

How do pasta strainers go to the bathroom?

Through their little-ass holes

An old prospector

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into...

Paratrooper...

A young man joined the army and signed up with ...

If a man thinks blondes have the best butts...

...and the verifies this by only watching blond...

What kind of joke is the best joke?

The one shoved up your ass.

(As told by my ado...

(watching a video)

Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swea...

Hey baby, you got an inhaler?

Because you got dat Ass-ma.

Husband tries to stop a wedding

Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for th...

I had a colonoscopy today...

...it was a pain in the ass!

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