A guy went to the doctor because he was concerned about his sexuality.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm worried, I think I may be gay."
Doctor: "Well, take off your pants and we'll run a couple of tests."
The man does so and the doctor grabs his penis.
Doctor: "Say '55.'"
Patient: "55."
The doctor then grabs his balls.
Doctor: "Say '55.'"
Patient: "55."
Doctor: Now, turn around and bend over.
The patient does so, and the doctor sticks his finger up his ass.
Doctor: "Say '55.'"
Patient: "1.....2......3....."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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