Ass Jokes
Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure?
Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew ...
I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice.
Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass.
A very drunk guy arrives home...
He looks for his keys on his pockets and is una...
A man walks into a bar..
And sees a huge glass jar full of fifty's.
"Wha...
What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?
A half-ass joke.
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So apparently crows can tell humans apart from one another and even warn other crows of which humans to avoid...
The one crow says to the other, "avoid that guy...
Pantyhose
How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose?
10...
Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?
Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tippe...
A fiftyish woman is at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "...
How were you conceived?
Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ...
there is something good about pedophiles...
...they make a kick-ass cocoa!
A guy goes to a doctor
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I don...
A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash.
He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man sta...
So this guy walks into a doctors office...
...with a duck on his head.
The doctor says "...
Why does the farmer hate his mule?
Because when it works, it is always half-ass.
POLISH JOKE
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIMPLE ON A POLISH GUYS ASS?...
The Mute
Once upon a time there was a mute, he could com...
Bring on the Limericks!
Belinda, a charming young lass
Had a most magn...
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one bad-ass that is.
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fac...
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one bad-ass that is.
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fac...
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singl...