Ass Jokes

Ass Jokes

Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure?

Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew ...

A very drunk guy arrives home...

He looks for his keys on his pockets and is una...

A man walks into a bar..

And sees a huge glass jar full of fifty's.
"Wha...

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey?

A half-ass joke.

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Pantyhose

How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose?
10...

Man goes to his son and asks 'Did you tip over the outhouse'?

Son says, 'Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tippe...

How were you conceived?

Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ...

there is something good about pedophiles...

...they make a kick-ass cocoa!

A guy goes to a doctor

A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I don...

So this guy walks into a doctors office...

...with a duck on his head.

The doctor says "...

Why does the farmer hate his mule?

Because when it works, it is always half-ass.

POLISH JOKE

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIMPLE ON A POLISH GUYS ASS?...

The Mute

Once upon a time there was a mute, he could com...

Bring on the Limericks!

Belinda, a charming young lass

Had a most magn...