Putdowns by Wrestler Bill "The Bard" Shakespeare

1> "Hie thee away, scoundrel, lest this metallic vessel be oped; its whoop-ass forthwith unleash'd."


2> "Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? For verily, thou art a douche-bag!"


3> "Unbridled envy wouldst thine ample codpiece inspire, save that it concealeth naught but a minnow."


4> "Get thee to a nunnery! For next to nun, methinks, is thy prospect of victory."


5> "Faugh! Thy putrid exhale couldst topple the carrion fowl from off his perch, atop a cart with human refuse laden."


6> "Thou mewling swag-bellied scullion! Thou wretched folly-fallen cutpurse! Most grievously doth thy visage offend the eye, thou droning flap-mouthed pignut!"


7> "Behind yon mask of red and gold, what coxcomb struts and frets in dainty tights, unswell'd by manly cord?"


8> "Of fruitless issue is thy ill-spoken slander! For elastic is my composition, whilst thine is adhesive."


9> "As thy wife for me last e'en did bend, So shall thy legs before thee at match's end!"


10> "But, soft! What stench through yonder buttocks breaks?"


11> "What warrior doth tread distant battlefields unshod, his footwear relinquish'd to her whose loins begat thee?"


12> "Fat-kidneyed rascal, thine canker'd countenance shall kiss the cold earth anon!"