Questions That Have Confused Us All
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
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Ass Jokes
Redneck Threats
Redneck Threats:
- I'll slap you so hard, ...
I woke up at the ass-crack of dawn...
she farted, then made me breakfast
A student is called on to answer a question...
The teacher shows a map on the board,
"Ok clas...
The teacher, Miss Brown, goes to school in a mini-skirt
At some point, Little Matt whispers to his frie...
Husband (watching a video):
Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for th...
A woman in labour is screaming at her husband.
He says "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put i...
A guy walks into a bar
...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. W...
A waiter had his thumb in my mashed potatoes...
I said, hey man, your thumb is in my mashed pot...
So an American family goes on vacation to Paris, France
The family finds just about all the French peop...
Seriously Funny
My credit card was stolen & my rating actually ...
You can't trust a mule with an important task.
They'll just half-ass it.
Why did the milliner quit his job at the donkey farm?
He got tired of all the ass-hats.
Can a dinosaur tell a joke?
You bet jur-ass-ic can!
What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion?
A cat-ass-trophy.
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home...
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home...
Two men were in a courtroom...
One was charged for eating battery acid, the ot...
I laugh at anyone who proudly states they are getting a degree in Gender Studies.
Not because I'm sexist, but because that's a st...
The makers of "Jiro dreams of sushi" are in the midst of making a sequel.
it's title "Jiro nightmares of ass-rape".
Jack: What is your name?
Ass:Ass.
Jack:Ass?
Ass:Yes.
Jack:Yes?
Ass:No.
J...
[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed..
...
A man asked his boyfriend to fist him...
"...deeper," he moaned.
His boyfriend went deep...
Get me a drink
DAD: Son, get me a drink.
SON: Coke or Pepsi?
...
Abortion jokes are a lot like the procedure itself.
If you half-ass it then it will come out mangled.