The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts

12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing a tin-foil Napoleon hat.

11> Asks the press and to call him "G. Dubya."

10> Shows up at his next concert wearing a Catholic schoolgirl dress and raps about the cruelty of living under "Da Momma Supe."

9> "All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.

All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.

All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee..."

8> His new video features him prancing around in a Dorothy outfit singing, "Ding, dong, the wi-otch is dead."

7> Now wants to be known as "The Rapper Formerly Known As Simpering Girly Pee-Boy."

6> Overheard telling Jennifer Lopez, "Quit shaking that thing in my face, and go put some clothes on already!"

5> Wears his white do-rag after Labor Day.

4> Produces double album of nothin' but songs about Madeleine Albright's ass.

3> On election day, announced he's switching party affiliation to West Coast.

2> "Help the po-lice, 'cuz it's nice when they're around. We need 'em cuz they protect our town."

1> "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round! Woah! Yeah!"

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[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]

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