The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts

12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing a tin-foil Napoleon hat.


11> Asks the press and to call him "G. Dubya."


10> Shows up at his next concert wearing a Catholic schoolgirl dress and raps about the cruelty of living under "Da Momma Supe."


9> "All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.


All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee.


All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee..."


8> His new video features him prancing around in a Dorothy outfit singing, "Ding, dong, the wi-otch is dead."


7> Now wants to be known as "The Rapper Formerly Known As Simpering Girly Pee-Boy."


6> Overheard telling Jennifer Lopez, "Quit shaking that thing in my face, and go put some clothes on already!"


5> Wears his white do-rag after Labor Day.


4> Produces double album of nothin' but songs about Madeleine Albright's ass.


3> On election day, announced he's switching party affiliation to West Coast.


2> "Help the po-lice, 'cuz it's nice when they're around. We need 'em cuz they protect our town."


1> "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round! Woah! Yeah!"


[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]


[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]