A penguin broke down at the side of the road..
.. the breakdown recovery look the car over. Th...
Seal Jokes
How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?
Remove an electron.
A penguin is out for a drive
on a beautiful afternoon when he decides to gra...
What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?
They both love a tight seal!
A penguin is driving down a desert road...
when his car begins to sputter. He pulls over i...
A baby seal walks into a bar
No, wait.
A baby seal walks into a club.
Heidi Klum's car breaks down. . .
Luckily, she's near a garage. The mechanic tell...
Seal goes out with friends.
A seal walks into a club.
"The trick to a well-prepared cake mix is keeping your bag from getting stale."
"You must keep that in mind the next time you c...
What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal
A penguin is driving on a hot day...
When all of the sudden smoke starts pouring out...
A penguin is driving on a hot summer day
and his car breaks down
he's able to pull into ...
What's a seal's favorite drink?
Canadian Club on the rocks.
What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?
They both like a tight seal
A Penguin in the desert
A penguin was driving through desert country wh...
Blue seal
This penguin is driving his car through Arizona...
A penguin is driving through Arizona...
A penguin is driving through Arizona in the mid...
Reaction to Snakes
• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming....
A seal walks into a club.
The end.
A penguin was driving through town
A penguin was driving through town and started ...
I always have to throw out my animal crackers.
They always have that label: "Do not eat if sea...
[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware?
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica.
A penguin is driving along one day and his car ...
A penguin's car breaks down...
so he gets it towed to the nearest repair shop....