A penguin was driving through desert country when his car broke down. After being towed to the nearest shop, the mechanic told the penguin he should wait in the diner across the street while he tried to figure out the problem with the car. At the diner the penguin ordered a bowl of ice cream and made a mess of himself eating it. Ice cream was all over the penguins face when he walked back to the shop. The mechanic walks over and says, "Well it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies, "No, it's just ice cream."
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