A penguin was driving through town and started hear a knock in the engine so he pulled into an auto shop to get it checked out. While the mechanics were busy under the hood the penguin spotted a Dairy Queen across the street. He waddled over and got himself a soft serve ice cream cone, enjoying the cone very much. He waddled back to the auto shop and the mechanic said grimly “It looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin was shocked “No,” he said “It's just ice cream.”
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