So, this penguin is driving through the desert...
... and his car starts to make a funny sound. H...
Seal Jokes
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?
They're both looking for a tight seal.
So this penguin was driving through the desert
and then all of a sudden his car went HISSSSSSS...
This Joke made me burst out laughing at work, but then I was sad...
A baby seal walks into a club...
A German, an Italian and a Newfie are sitting on a steel girder...
...hundreds of feet above the ground, having lu...
A polar bear brings his car in to the mechanic
Mechanic tells him that it will be a few hours ...
CIA assessment center
After the standard round of interviews, a good ...
So a penguin is driving along one day...
... and has engine trouble. So he stops at an ...
A penguin takes a road trip
A penguin decided to take a road trip. Halfway...
Stranded snowmobiler
A guy was riding his snowmobile through the woo...
A baby seal walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
The ...
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down...
He gets towed to a garage in the nearest town. ...
A penguin takes his car to a garage.
The mechanic tells him it will take about an ho...
A penguin was driving along...
A penguin was driving along when he smelled som...
Another penguin joke
This was my grandpa's favorite joke, I had to s...
What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?
breaking the seal on a rock.
This penguin was driving cross country, when suddenly his car starts to smoke.
This penguin was driving cross country, when s...
Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers?
Because his mother told him not to eat them if ...
An oldie, but a goodie!
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Ar...
A penguin was driving a truck
A penguin was driving a truck in Florida when t...
Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits.
Do not eat if seal is broken.
A seal walks into a club....
That's the story and we're sticking to it.
a penguin is driving through Texas when ...
... his car engine suddenly sputters and dies....
Baby seal
So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ...