and his car breaks down
he's able to pull into a gas station and asks the mechanic to look at it. the mechanic says it'll take him a minute and to go to the store to cool.
in the store the penguin buys and ice cream and while he's eating it it starts to melt and make a mess. just then the mechanic comes in looks at the penguin and says "looks like you blew a seal." Embarrassed the penguin replies "oh no it's just vanilla ice cream"
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