Percy Penguin is driving across the arctic
when suddenly his car grinds to a halt. Fortuna...
Seal Jokes
What do you call a dumb seal?
An imbeseal
Penguin experiencing car trouble
Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks dow...
There's this penguin...
There's this penguin, driving through the South...
What does a walrus and tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal
What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?
Looking for the tight seal
So a baby seal walks into a club
Ba-dum-tssss
Penguin
One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He ...
Hey Reddit, what are your favorite kid jokes? You know, jokes that only kids tell each other.
There are a few I remember from my childhood, f...
So a penguin and a seal are in a car...
The penguin is driving. It's 105 degrees outsid...
Penguin Needs Car Repairs
A penguin is driving along the highway when, su...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizon...
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed.
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it ...
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...
Seal jokes
That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!
What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke?
That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard.
Seal Jokes
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told h...
A Seal-y Riddle
Q. What starts with "e," ends with "e," and con...