A penguin is driving through Arizona in the middle of summer when smoke starts to emanate from the hood of his car. He pulls off the highway into a small town and luckily finds a mechanic. The mechanic tells the penguin it'll take him an hour to figure out what's wrong with his car and that if he's hungry there's a supermarket across the street.
The penguin leaves his car with the mechanic and heads over to the grocery store. Browsing the aisles, he spots a cooler filled with various ice cream treats. Grabbing an ice cream sandwich and paying for it at the register, he starts to unwrap it and eat it on his way back to the mechanic. It being the summer, the ice cream quickly starts to melt and gets all over the penguin's face and body.
As the penguin walks up to the mechanic's shop, the mechanic is just walking out of the bay when he spots the penguin. He says to the penguin, "I hate to tell you, but it looks like you blew a seal..." to which the penguin replies in shock, "It was ice cream, I swear!"
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