on a beautiful afternoon when he decides to grab an ice cream cone. After enjoying his delicious vanilla cone he decides to be on his way. Just a couple of miles down the road, his car dies abruptly. But what luck!! Just down a slight incline there is an auto shop, so the penguin throws his car in neutral and rolls all the way there. After a time the mechanic comes back to the penguin with his estimate.
Mechanic-"Looks like you blew a seal"
Penguin (wiping mouth) "Oh sorry, that's just ice cream"
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