so he gets it towed to the nearest repair shop.
"Give me about 20min or so to run a diagnostic on your vehicle," exclaimed the mechanic.
So the penguin decides to get himself ice cream. However, he has flippers so he cannot hold the cone, so he just pecked it to eat it. Later, he returns to the repair shop.
"It looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic shouted
The penguin frantically replied, "Oh, no, I was just eating ice cream!"
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