Seal Jokes

Seal Jokes

A seal visits a local bar


A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender...

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in...


Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in co...

My Tresure


I have marble walls of white,
So fine, so sof...

Trip to Newfoundland


HALIFAX TO GANDER
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They both like a tight seal.


Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in com...

Interesting Facts


1. The longest one-syllable word in the Englis...

Animal Crackers


When the mother returned from the grocery stor...

Why did the walrus go to


Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?...

A penguin's breakdown


A penguin is driving down the road when his ca...

Penguins &Seals


There was a penguin that was driving his car o...

Penguin Car Troubles


A penguin was driving through a small town whe...

Why did the walrus


Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?...

Departmental stores


A family enter alarge departmental store in a ...

You think your day is bad!!!


Maybe we should send some minties to these peo...

Q: How many neurophysiologists


Q: How many neurophysiologists does it take t...

Animal Crackers

A mother and her young son returned from the gr...

Blown A Seal

A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his ...

First Confession

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner o...

What Do They Have in Common?

What do a walrus & tupperware have in common?
...

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby polar bear?

It will be a year before the baby polar bear ki...

A penguin goes to the mechanic

A penguin's car breaks down and he takes the ca...

Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers

Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some a...

A penguin has car trouble..

A penguin is driving along the highway when, su...