A baby seal walks into a bar...
Bartender asks "What'll it be kid?"
Seal plops...
Seal Jokes
What's a seal's favorite class?
Art art art :)
What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?
To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst
If Donald Trump is elected President, it would be more appropriate if we change the eagle on the Great Seal of the United States...
to a hummingbird. Because hummingbird is the on...
So, a baby seal walks into a club...
*Best joke i've ever heard.*
A baby seal walks into a club....
ba dum bump - ting....
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common?
They blew a seal.
A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the hood.
“Leave it with me,” says the mechanic. “Come b...
An Eskimo lady is driving to town and her car starts to break down. . .
An Eskimo lady is driving to town and her car s...
How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?
They both like a tight seal.
Shortest joke about misfortune
A seal walks into a club
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic
The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The me...
What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal
What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common?
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Where will you never find a seal for a good night out?
Hittin' the club.
A Penguin is driving across the desert when his car starts having trouble.
He pulls into the next gas station and by now b...
What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?
Press'n Seal
What does Tupperware® and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal!
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
...and sees that the car's oil-pressure light i...
The Eskimo Hunter
An Eskimo man awoke one day with the urge to go...
How can you tell someone's a navy seal?
they'll tell you in their novel.
The Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas ...
What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a baby seal?
I wouldn't enjoy watching a baby seal get clubb...
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?
To get a tight seal.