When all of the sudden smoke starts pouring out from under the hood of his vehicle. In a serendipitous moment he notices a mechanic shop and coasts his dead car into the lot.
He tells the mechanic what happened and the mechanic replies,
"There is an ice cream parlor across the street. Why don't you get a snack while I investigate what is going on with your car and by the time you get back I'll know what's wrong."
So the penguin waddles across the street on this hot day, orders an ice cream cone and tries to eat the whole thing before it melts.
He waddles back across the street and goes to the mechanic and asks,
" Well, how does it look?"
The mechanic replies,
"It looks like you blew a seal."
To which the penguin points to his face and says,
" Haha no, it's just ice cream."
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