A cowboy from Texas
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas,...
Seal Jokes
What do seal hunters and teens have in common?
They both love clubbin'
What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?
There's none, both like clubbing.
What do you call a group of white, racist, seal hating, Trump supporting bears?
A basket of depolarbears
The CIA headquarters is infiltrated by Russian spies
but before it is too late, the Director realize...
What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Why do walruses love a tupperware party?
They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked.
He called a plumber. The plumber came the next...
In a meeting at work today someone said they had purchased a company seal...
I asked if it does any tricks.
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?
Cause he heard they had a tight seal.
What was the seal's favorite subject in school?
ART ART ART!
A blonde takes part in a game show
[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts a...
I went to SeaWorld today
They were closed. Apparently Osama Bin Laden go...
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A penguins car breaks down. He promptly takes t...
A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the check engine light is on...
A penguin is driving his when he notices that t...
So a penguin is driving down the road...
...and he's going through a very small town in ...
What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?
Canadian Club.
A Penguin took his car to the shop
A penguin was driving along when he smelled som...
A penguin took his car the the mechanic on a hot day.
"Can you please take a look at my car" he asks ...
What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?
Welp, seal ate her.
What's soft, black, and red all over?
A harpooned seal
A UK businessman returns from Japan...
after spending a few weeks out there trying to ...
Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?
They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.
So a penguin's car broke and he went to fix it.
While he waited he went and bought a vanilla ic...