Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink...
Just ice was served.
Penguin Jokes
A penguin's car breaks down
So he takes it to the mechanic. The mechanic te...
What's black, white, and red all over?
A penguin in a blender
broke down penguin
A penguin breaks down driving and gets towed in...
A truck driver stops at a gas station with a penguin in the passenger seat.
The owner from the gas station asks where the p...
Penguin takes his car to the mechanic
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to...
What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?
Sir.
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Another penguin joke
A police officer pulls over a car and notices t...
A penguin went to the garage to get his car fixed...
...He said to the mechanic, "Can you figure out...
My favourite penguin joke
A vacationing penguin is driving his car throug...
A penguin walks into an airport...
A TSA officer stops him and says "Penguins can'...
A penguin is driving along in his convertible on a very hot day...
when it suddenly breaks down. He has it towed ...
A penguin is driving....
down the street when his car starts sputtering....
A penguin driving down the road...
So, a penguin is driving down the road when he ...
So the penguin...
A penguin is driving to the grocery store and B...
A penguin is driving his car..
..when he hears a strange noise, and takes it t...
A penguin's car breaks down..
So he goes to the nearest mechanic. The mechani...
A penguin was driving down a highway...
...And hears a noise from his car's engine. He ...
A penguin's car breaks down.
He takes it to a garage and the mechanic says, ...
A penguin is driving his car...
A penguin is driving his car when he notices th...
What do you call an Asian penguin?
A penguyen
So a guy is walking in New York City when he sees a penguin in the street...
The man takes the penguin and goes to ask a wom...
An Irishman walks into a bar, carrying a penguin under his right arm....
A crocodile on a leash in his left hand, and a ...
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....
The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour...
Penguin takes car to the mechanic...
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to...