So he goes to the nearest mechanic. The mechanic told the penguin that it'll be a little while until he figures out the problem. The penguin notices one of his favorite ice cream places down the road and decides to go grab a vanilla cone.
The penguin finishes his ice cream and heads back to the mechanic.
The penguin asks the mechanic if he has found the problem. The mechanic replies with "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin then replies "No no no! I was just eating ice cream down the street I swear!"
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