Penguin Car Trouble
A vacationing penguin is driving his car throug...
Penguin Jokes
A penguin is driving his car through Arizona...
His engine begins to shudder and overheat, so h...
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks...
...he was on Club Penguin.
So this penguin is on vacation
in Florida and he is driving around when sudden...
A penguin walks into a shop...
A penguin walks into a shop and asks the assis...
Penguin on vacation
A penguin is on vacation. His car begins to ov...
A penguin's car stopped working one day.
The penguin brought the car to the local shop. ...
[NSFW] A penguin goes to the car mechanic...
...to figure out why his truck keeps making suc...
A penguin is driving alone through the desert...
Along the highway he spots an ice-cream stand a...
Did you hear about the penguin that flew?
Not sure where he got his pilot's license, but ...
An officer, a gentleman and a penguin.
One day a man is walking down a London street w...
Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?
Because he got cold feet.
An unbelievably scientific discovery! Wonders never cease!
Penguins
Did you ever wonder why ther...
A Penguin takes her car to the shop
A penguin took her car to the shop one day due ...
My Favorite Family Appropriate Joke
A Penguin walks into a bar, and asks the barten...
And then the penguin says to the bartender,
this *is* my most casual outfit!
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed
While he's waiting, he goes into a cool ice cre...
Car jokes are not funny, they are tired.
And I present this classic: A penguin is drivin...
What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
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What's blac...
Who's the only living relative of penguin?
His Aunt Arctica
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin that's been knifed
What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?
"I don't know what?"
"We're sure not sending yo...
Some Jokes I Made Up
* What do you call a monkey in a circus? Banana...
What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?
The penguin who pushed him!