...And hears a noise from his car's engine. He stops at the next gas station and gets his car checked out. He is told it will be about 30 minutes to fix. There was an ice cream place across the street so the penguin went over there and had some ice cream. After 30 minutes the penguin goes back to check on his car. The mechanic tells him "I think you blew a seal." The penguin then says "No, that's just some ice cream on my face!"
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