...He said to the mechanic, "Can you figure out what is wrong?"
The mechanic said, "Well what kind of car is it?"
To which the penguin replied, "A penguin car of course!" and the mechanic said it would be about an hour. So to pass the time the penguin went across the road to the 7-11 to get some Ice Cream. Penguins don't really have hands so he had to hold it between his webbed feet and it got kind of messy. It was all over his beak, flippers, and his feet.
He went back to the shop and the Mechanic said, "Looks like you blew a seal!"
And the penguin replied, "No, It's just a little ice cream."
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