A penguin is driving to the grocery store and BAM! Flat tire. Luckily there's a tire shop on the corner. He pulls in. The Walrus happens to be working today.
Penguin says, "Hey, Walrus, I've got a flat, can you fix it?"
"Sure," says Walrus, "but you've got to give me some time, I'm a little busy today"
"No problem", replies Penguin.
Penguin heads out of the tire shop and immediately sees and ice cream shop across the street. Deciding to kill some time, he walks in and orders a vanilla double cone. Smooth serve. The good shit.
Twenty minutes later, after finally devouring this beast of an ice cream, he walks back in to the tire shop.
"Walrus, have you fixed my tire yet?" asks Penguin.
"Yes, it's finished, I'll bring your car right out", replies Walrus
"What happened? Why did my tire go flat?" asks Penguin.
"It wasn't anything serious, but it looks like you blew a seal", Walrus responds.
"Oh, no", says Penguin, wiping his cheek. "That's just ice cream."
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