broke down penguin

A penguin breaks down driving and gets towed in to garage. The mechanic said he'd check into it in a bit. So the penguin dicides to have lunch at the diner across the street.
Upon returning the mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal". The penguin wiping his mouth says. No that's just mayo.

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