So, a penguin is driving down the road when he starts having engine trouble. He pulls into a garage to see what the problem is. Across the street there is a Dairy Queen so he decided to waddle over there while he waits. He came back and the mechanic said to him, "It looks like you blew a seal." "Oh no" said the penguin, "that's just ice cream."
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