Joke from orange is the new black
So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar. The ...
Penguin Jokes
This penguin was driving cross country, when suddenly his car starts to smoke.
This penguin was driving cross country, when s...
The penguin joke (not the ice cream one)
So this guy is driving down the road with some ...
An oldie, but a goodie!
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Ar...
A penguin was driving a truck
A penguin was driving a truck in Florida when t...
a penguin is driving through Texas when ...
... his car engine suddenly sputters and dies....
Percy Penguin is driving across the arctic
when suddenly his car grinds to a halt. Fortuna...
So two penguins are in the middle of a desert
and they're sitting in a canoe just paddling aw...
Penguin experiencing car trouble
Hot summer day and Mr. Penguin's car breaks dow...
There's this penguin...
There's this penguin, driving through the South...
Penguin
One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He ...
A man is driving through the desert with a penguin in the passenger seat
His gas light comes on and he pulls off at the ...
So a penguin and a seal are in a car...
The penguin is driving. It's 105 degrees outsid...
Penguin Needs Car Repairs
A penguin is driving along the highway when, su...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil-pressure light is on.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizon...
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed.
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it ...
Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a l...
The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs.
The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he ...
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Ai...
Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a l...
The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs.
The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he ...
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy mon...
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cart...
OUCH!
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A...
A Penguin Walks Into…
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter...