You know it wasn't always called club penguin.
The original name was club seals, not sure why ...
Penguin Jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a rash.
A penguin goes to his mechanic...
A penguin decides to get his car checked out on...
A man is walking down the street with a penguin...
He starts to draw considerable attention, until...
A penguin is driving his car
When suddenly the car starts making rattling no...
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when...
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Ar...
Awkward penguin
http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8
A man was driving (longish)
one day when he noticed a truck broken down by ...
A penguin brought his car into the shop...
... And the mechanic says to the penguin, "It'l...
A penguin has some car trouble...
A vacationing penguin is driving his car throug...
A man finds a penguin on the road...
A man finds a penguin on the road side. Thinkin...
So, this penguin is driving through the desert...
... and his car starts to make a funny sound. H...
So this penguin was driving through the desert
and then all of a sudden his car went HISSSSSSS...
So a penguin is driving along one day...
... and has engine trouble. So he stops at an ...
A penguin takes a road trip
A penguin decided to take a road trip. Halfway...
Penguin Truck
So there's a truck driver with a very important...
You want some dating advice? Here you go.
A man wanted to find a woman and asked the comp...
Penguin puns
Not sure if I'm in the right subreddit or not. ...
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down...
He gets towed to a garage in the nearest town. ...
A penguin takes his car to a garage.
The mechanic tells him it will take about an ho...
What is a penguin?
A swallow who ate after 6pm.
A penguin walks into a bar
and asks "Has my brother been in here?" And the...
A penguin was driving along...
A penguin was driving along when he smelled som...
Another penguin joke
This was my grandpa's favorite joke, I had to s...
A man goes to a cathouse with only $5 to his name.
"What can $5 get me?" he asked the lady inside....