Penguin takes car to the mechanic...

On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to a mechanic. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes."
So the penguin waddles down the road and spots an ice cream shop. When the penguin gets there, he uses his penguin flippers and messily eats the ice cream. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach, he asks, "So how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, I was just eating ice cream!"

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