Penguin Dance
Q)Where do penguins go to dance?
A)The snowball
Penguin Jokes
You Might be a Linux User If...
(Linux is a server far superior to windows. It'...
Artic Cold
What is black & white an red all over?
A pengu...
Monkey Manners
Several years ago, Baltimore Zoo decided to enc...
Weird Facts XIII
A single coffee tree produces only about a poun...
My Perfect Mate
A bachelor asked his friend to find him the per...
You're Know You're From Alaska If . . .1
1. You consider it a sport to gather your food ...
2018 kids won't get this
Club penguin
Why did the penguin break up with the walrus?
Because they were polar opposites.
A penguin goes to the mechanic
A penguin's car breaks down and he takes the ca...
What's black and white and red all over
A penguin in a blender
[NSFW] I'm so sad, my favorite dating site is shutting down
Disney has announced they are shutting down Clu...
What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin.
A penguin has car trouble..
A penguin is driving along the highway when, su...
Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub.
Wife: "But we don't *have* a penguin!"
Me: "And...
Penguin Comedian
An ill-prepared penguin comedian was about to g...
Two penguins are in a rowboat
They are rowing across the Saharan desert in a ...
What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?
A life time ban at the zoo
Superman: " I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive"
Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persi...
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A penguins car breaks down. He promptly takes t...
A penguin is driving his car when he notices that the check engine light is on...
A penguin is driving his when he notices that t...
So a penguin is driving down the road...
...and he's going through a very small town in ...
A Penguin took his car to the shop
A penguin was driving along when he smelled som...
A penguin took his car the the mechanic on a hot day.
"Can you please take a look at my car" he asks ...